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1 theheat  Tue, Mar 1, 2011 7:09:48am

At this point, the fundie haters engaged in a variety of sex scandals isn’t even news. It’s not. I can’t even feign surprise.

While they dedicate their lives to denying the nature of human sexuality, they themselves are unable to control their repressed urges. Their sexual “ticks” always seem to materialize in ways even outside the norm of straight or gay culture.

Whether it’s risky bathroom sex, public masturbation, garden variety cheating, closeted gay sex, or pedophilia - the manic street preachers always seem to find themselves involved in odd behaviors.

By railing against the norms of sexuality they ultimately paint themselves in a corner. And for them, a dunce hat labeled “dangerous hypocrite” should be their sentence.

2 Ogami Itto  Tue, Mar 1, 2011 7:49:58am

re: #1 theheat

I’m old enough to remember when wingnuts had normal sex scandals like everyone else.

3 HappyWarrior  Tue, Mar 1, 2011 8:03:22am

God, another one?

4 celticdragon  Tue, Mar 1, 2011 8:13:54am

Why am I not surprised.

5 Lidane  Tue, Mar 1, 2011 8:15:23am

Gee, what a shock. ///

All of these anti-gay, anti-sex, anti-fun types are always the most sexually repressed people. They don’t know how to have a healthy outlet for their sexual desires and they’re consumed with religious guilt so things like this happen.

6 I Am Kreniigh!  Tue, Mar 1, 2011 8:46:13am

So full of self-loathing, he can only drown it out by loudly and publicly loathing others. Tale as old as time.

7 euphgeek  Tue, Mar 1, 2011 9:18:12am

When I read the title of this article, the first person I thought of was Fred Phelps.

8 Henchman 25  Tue, Mar 1, 2011 10:41:30am

re: #7 euphgeek
If it were Phelps, it would be “Anti-Everything Hate Church Leader”.

9 SpaceJesus  Tue, Mar 1, 2011 4:47:48pm

re: #7 euphgeek


I would eat my shoes if Fred isn’t into some perverted and or kinky shit


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